Yo! We're a startup! YaY!
Help us pay the bills by enjoying our Fabulous Products!
(Please!)
Local Vibes, Local Lives: Taste the True Spirit of Sturgeon Falls!
Hey there, fabulous supporter! You've just stumbled upon a little secret: we're a passionate, plucky startup with big dreams and… well, let's just say our piggy bank isn't the fattest! But hey, every empire starts somewhere, right?
Here's the scoop: every sip of our drinks isn't just ridiculously tasty; it's a high-five to local farms and a bear hug to Mother Earth. We're all about keeping it in the family – the West Nipissing family, that is! From farm-fresh ingredients to hand-picked happiness, our beverages are a blend of hard work, community spirit, and a little bit of startup sparkle.
So, why not help us light up the billboards (and keep the lights on) by indulging in our fabulous products? You're not just buying a drink; you're fueling dreams, supporting local legends (the farmers, not just us!), and joining a story – our story. And trust us, it's a page-turner.
Together, let's toast to the power of community, the sweetness of local produce, and the thrill of being part of something real. So, pretty please with a cherry on top (locally sourced, of course!), join our broke but hopeful startup squad on this wild ride!
The Factory is a Disco
Seriously.
We throw random parties for no good reason.
Invite only, find the sign up button somewhere hidden on this site.
Dance Party Instigator!
100% guaranteed!
Turn down the lights, Throw on some beats
The Jester demands killer dance moves!
We infuse our beverages with "the Funk"
They are Funkafied! You gotta get up to get down!
Fuel the Disco inferno with any of the Jester's Liquid Disco Juice.
Social Lubricants
non-discombobulatory equal opportunity pick up enhancement beverages.
Great for looking sexy!
Eau au Goût Franco.
Qu'est-ce que le goût franco ? Le même que le goût anglo, mais en français.
Anglo Flavour Water
What's Anglo Flavour? Same as Franco flavour just in English.
For Cannabis Consumers
Need some H20 to go with that bowl? this beverage is designed to allievate cottonmouth and the pasties lickity split! This branding allows us to sell water in weed stores!
